The Zodiac Signs as Burgers
Have you ever wondered what kind of burger your zodiac sign would be? Probably not, but now you will! Read below to find your sign.
Aries - March 21 - April 19
The bold and ambitious ram, Aries are energetic, forceful, and outgoing. They come in swinging and don’t let their ambition become smaller for the sake of others. If they were a burger they would be the Add Some Spice Burger - a little something fierce, like jalapeños on top a bun, adding a lot of kick to whatever they take on.
Taurus - April 20 - May 20
Ah, the down to earth and stubborn Taurus. With a taste for the finer luxuries in life, the Taurus is a creature of comfort. That’s probably why the Taurus would be the Breakfast Burger. The Breakfast Burger is a wonderful combination of breakfast and lunch, with a creamy, runny egg and wonderful taste. Combing meals is such a Taurus thing to do.
Gemini - May 21 - June 20
The celestial twins are all about FUN! As one of the most social signs of the zodiac, Geminis are down to party and laugh. The chorizo on the hearty Johnsonville Griller bun with creamy mayo perfectly encapsulates all that a Gemini is: spicy, fun, unexpected and, like twins, better in duos.
Cancer - June 21 - July 22
The nurturing, traditional sign. Cancers are known for their maternal and domestic traits valuing home and family. If you’re having a bad day, the Cancer is likely the one to make everything feel okay again. Because they are so traditional, they are the Blue Cheese Topped Burger - a nourishing staple that tastes wonderful and pleases everyone, unless you don’t like blue cheese.
Leo - July 23 - August 22
You will know almost immediately when you’re in the presence of a Leo because, well, they like to make their presence known! Often front and center stage, with a high drive for success, Leos are ambitious and gregarious. Which is why they are the Mushroom Swiss Burger on a hearty Aunt Millie’s Hearth Whole Grains Hamburger bun, because this burger is a crowd pleaser everyone will love, which is vitally important for the Leo.
Virgo - August 23 - September 22
There’s something about a Virgo that is underrated. Quiet, unassuming, hardworking, and perfectionists, the Virgo is a sign of humility. With their attention to detail and their tendency to be a bit critical, you can rest assured when a Virgo sets out to start a task it will be completed with excellence. The Virgo is the Caprese Burger - a bit of the familiar with an exacting recipe of a traditional Italian dish.
Libra - September 23 - October 22
The sweet Libra, the most community orientated of the zodiac. The Libra has been linked to the scales as they seek to find balance and harmony with others. Libras are true team players and don’t often enjoy spending time alone. Because Libras are so sweet and want balance they’re the Nacho Burger on a Johnsonville Griller bun. They please most people, creating harmony even in food.
Scorpio - October 23 - November 21
The Scorpio is often the most misunderstood sign of the zodiac. Private, powerful and passionate creatures, they are frequently mislabeled as hedonistic. That’s not entirely true, however. They are deeply feeling creatures with a strong delight for the pleasures of the world. Because they’re so spicy, they are represented as the Southwestern Burger. A lot of spice, the crowd favorite bacon, and a little something classic and nice.
Sagittarius - November 22 - December 21
The Tolkien quote, “Not all who wander are lost” was probably written for the Sagittarius. They are on a lifelong journey to find the meaning and truth in life. This often takes them traveling to far off places in search of knowledge. Inspired by their worldly travels, the Sagittarius is the Italian Burger. A combination of American and European cuisine, the Italian Burger marries international flavors for a yummy culinary sensation.
Capricorn - December 21 - January 19
Arguably one of the most persistent of the zodiac, Capricorns are notably recognized for their discipline, practicality, and realistic attitude. Bearing this in mind, they’re represented in the Bacon Ranch Burger, a classic burger that gets the job done.
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18
The Aquarius is the most socially conscious of all the signs. As the most humanitarian and philanthropic there’s a higher likelihood that they support their local farmers. As such they would be the Farmer’s Market Burger, a fresh and delicious a burger served on a rich Aunt Millie’s Brioche Bun.
Pisces - February 19 - March 20
Pisces is represented as two fish swimming in opposite directions - a metaphor of the constant division they feel between their reality and fantasy worlds. To bring some internal peace, the Pisces life goal is to bridge the gaps between those two perspectives. The burger that best represents the Pisces is the Greek Lamb Burger - providing the practicality of a burger, with unique dream-like Greek flavors.